OK, let’s wash your face.
C’mon, sweetie, we’ve got to wash your face.
Sweetie, you can’t go to Safety Town with a dirty face. Now, c’mon, let me wash your face real quick.
Not with that washcloth!
Because I wiped it with my bottom!
Oh. [Wonders whether he should pursue this line of questioning. Decides he really doesn't want to know.] OK, then. I’ll get another one.
Oh-KAY, then. GEE, Daddy …