The bismuth anniversary
I was recently researching what kind of gift is appropriate for a couple’s 18th wedding anniversary. So I go to Wikipedia and learn that the “traditional” British and American 18th-anniversary wedding gift is bismuth.
Bismuth. Motto: “Not as toxic as lead!”
Bismuth: ingredient in cosmetics … and the anti-diarrheal medicines Kaopectate and Pepto-Bismol.
My friend Snoop suggested that the 18th anniversary was the “cardboard” anniversary. Compared to bismuth, that doesn’t look all that bad.
Fortunately, the “modern” list of anniversary gifts offers a respectable way out: porcelain. Next to bismuth, that’s lookin’ pretty good.
