And speaking of Nazis, or, If Brian Kilmeade got Alzheimer’s, how could you tell?

I’ve never watched the morning show “Fox & Friends” because, well, I watch almost no TV, period. Apparently I’m missing some grade-A entertainment:

Kilmeade and two colleagues were discussing a study that, based on research done in Finland and Sweden, showed people who stay married are less likely to suffer from Alzheimer’s. Kilmeade questioned the (relevance of the results to the U.S.), though, saying, “We are — we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other …”

At this point, his co-host tried to — in that jokey morning show way — tell Kilmeade he needed to shut up, and quick, for his own sake. But he didn’t get the message, adding, “See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes …. Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society.”

And in certain hollows of West Virginia, Clampetts marry other Clampetts. Or so I’ve heard.