Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Thursday, January 16, 2003 1:31 pm

Ruth, or, Installment 8: Harry Potter and the Goblets of Desire*

Filed under: Fun — Lex @ 1:31 pm

Ever wonder what kind of hype there would be, Amish Tech Support asks, if the Bible were being written today one book at a time?

“[God] has written a brilliant and utterly compelling new adventure,” said Bloomsbury Chief Executive Nigel Newton and Scholastic President Barbara Marcus in a joint statement. …The Palestinian Book of the Month Club has already set records for pre-orders of the book. “If we buy them all, we can burn them and claim the land for our own,” said a spokesperson.

*On second thought, that’s not Ruth, that’s Song of Solomon. Oh, well.

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