Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Tuesday, April 22, 2003 9:49 pm

Sex-ed for toddlers, or, Gimme a break, she’s not even 5 yet

Filed under: Victoria — Lex @ 9:49 pm

Victoria: Daddy, where was I before I was in Mommy’s tummy?

Me: In Heaven.

V: But how’d I get here?

Me: You started out as a gleam in Daddy’s eye.

V: I know, but which eye was I a gleam in?

Me: Both of them, sweetie.

V: Was it hard to see?

Me: Sweetie, for a while there I couldn’t see anything else.

V: (giggles) That’s funny.

Me: Yeah, Mommy thought so, too.

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