Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Wednesday, April 30, 2003 12:54 pm

Raise a child up in the way that he should go, and when he is old he will not stray from it.

Filed under: Why, yes, I AM a bad parent. Why do you ask? — Lex @ 12:54 pm

Hey, Hooper?

Yah?

Guess what?

Ida know.

Mommy and Sissy are going to the beach this weekend. They’re going down to Mims’ beach house for the girls’ beach weekend and they’re gonna see Aunt Kathy and Meg and Aunt Susan and Taylor and Jordan and Whitney and it’s gonna be just girls.

Yah.

Except when Pop comes down for his friend’s 75th birthday party. But Mims says she’ll keep him in the closet the rest of the time.

OK.

So, you know what you and Daddy are gonna do while Mommy and Sissy are at the beach?

What?

We’re gonna have a boys’ weekend right here at the house!

Yah!

Except for when we’re sleeping or shooting hoops or playing at the park, we’re gonna sit on the couch and eat junk food and drink beer — well, you’ll drink milk — and watch baseball games and DVDs and snort and scratch and [pass gas]! It’ll be fun! Whaddaya think?

YAH!

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