Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Thursday, August 21, 2003 7:59 pm

What we talk about when we don’t talk about work

Filed under: Fun — Lex @ 7:59 pm

Friend: btw, have you seen the trailer for “Bubba Ho-tep”?

Me: Nope. Got a URL?

Friend: not handy – http://www.apple.com/quicktime

Friend: Bruce Campbell – the jesus of cool

Me: I’ll check it out. Isn’t he more a horror-flick kind of guy, though?

Friend: but FUNNY horror flicks! Army of Darkness rules like a slawberin’ dawg!

Me: I’ll have to rent it one of these years after the kids leave.

Friend: “Good. Bad. I’m the one with the gun!”

Me: Speaking of good and bad, check this out: http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/

Me: According to this, my blog is 42% evil.

Me: Clearly I’ve been slacking off.

Friend: indeed – anything less than 75% is unacceptable

Me: Hey, YOUR site is only *29%* evil, so don’t be pointing fingers at me!

Friend: but I’m a white hat

Friend: you’re an evil member of the liberal press

Me: What? Since when??

Friend: run this one through there – [the URL of his ex]

Me: [The ex’s]? Hold on.

Me: Dayum. 79% evil.

Friend: she rules, dude!

Me: Clearly, we are not worthy.

Friend: I always knew that

Friend: she did too ;)

Me: Well, at least she didn’t beat you over the head with it in front of your lowlife friends.

Friend: this is true

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