Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 10:20 pm

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Filed under: Fun — Lex @ 10:20 pm

With the possible exception of “Operation: Pettycoat,” which was so bad it’s not even listed in the Internet Movie Database, there’s never been a bad submarine movie. Mediocre, sure. But not bad.

That’s pretty incredible right off the bat, especially when you consider all the repressed homosexuality and the double-entendres inherent in such classic submoviespeak lines as, “Make her depth 500 feet!” “500 feet! Aye-aye, sir!”

But it’s especially incredible when, as StereoLabRat points out, only 12 things ever happen in submarine movies, and the same 12 things happen in every submarine movie. Warning: NSFW

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