Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Sunday, February 22, 2004 5:10 pm

Pretzel Juice-box logic

Filed under: Victoria — Lex @ 5:10 pm

Daddy, I need you to get me a new car.

What?

I need you to get me a new car.

Why?

I’m too big for my old one.

Sweetie. You have a trike, a bike and a scooter. Why should I get you a new car, too?

Because I’m big now and my knees get in the way when I get in mine.

Well, that’s a reason why you might want a new car, but it’s not a reason why I should get you one. Why should I get you a new car?

Because none of the other things I got has a steering wheel.

Again: that’s a reason why you might want a new car, but it’s not a reason why I should get you one. Why should I get you a new car?

Mine, mine, mine.

What’s that got to do with anything?

Silly Daddy! I’m talking about something different now!

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