Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Monday, March 15, 2004 9:23 pm

She’d never make it in politics


Daddy?

Yeah, sweetie?

I’m sad.

How come?

Cuz all my friends at school are picking on me except C. and A.

Really? What are they saying?

They’re making fun of me because I’ve had tubes in my ears three times.

No kidding. How do they even know that?

I don’t know. They just do.

Hmm. Well, you could just ignore them.

But it makes me sad.

OK, how ’bout this: You tell ’em [affecting Sam Kinison voice], “Well at least I don’t have GREEN GOO COMING OUT OF MY EARS ALL THE TIME!!”

Are you kidding?

Nope.

But wouldn’t that be like making fun of them?

Sure. But that’s part of the fun. Besides, then maybe they’d leave you alone.

But I don’t want to make fun of them. It’s not nice. I just want them to stop making fun of me.

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