Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Friday, March 19, 2004 8:42 pm

For anyone who has ever kept the toddlers during church, or, Strong contender for Funniest. Post. Ever.

Filed under: Fun — Lex @ 8:42 pm

“Welcome, Ladies and gentlemen, to the first annual Ultimate Fighting Championship, toddler division! The Hayes Barton Methodist Church Doves class, in cooperation with Everlast and Chuck Norris, are pleased to present a one hour cage match free-for-all in which the top contenders, representing the elite toddler fighting schools in Raleigh, will duke it out for a cup of juice and some goldfish! I’m Nick Diamond…”

“And I’m Johnny Gomez, and we’ll be bringing the action to you LIVE!”

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