Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Tuesday, March 30, 2004 8:32 pm

If this is true, my son will live forever

Filed under: Ew. — Lex @ 8:32 pm

I have no idea whether this is true — a quick check of the usual legend-busting suspects turned up nothing — but in this article, a doctor claims that sinus mining is good and good for you.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up. …

“And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body’s immune system. … “

Wasn’t it Nietzsche who said, “What doesn’t kill* me makes me stronger”? I guess I’d better get to pickin’, because after reading this I’m about to die.

*Actually, it’s “What does not DESTROY me … “

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