Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Wednesday, December 22, 2004 10:05 pm

Adventures in Gastronomy!

Filed under: Fun — Lex @ 10:05 pm

Via Apostropher, which, if you don’t read every day, you’re cheating yourself, comes the epic saga of “Steve, Don’t Eat It!”, in which Steve eats things you shouldn’t and lives to tell the tale. Or tail. Whichever. Actually, both are appropriate, which should give you some idea where this is going. Here’s another, um, taste:

There is also a red starburst [on a label on a jar of pickled pork rinds] proudly proclaiming “Nuevo Envase de Vidrio Reusable”. Not knowing much Spanish, I could only assume that meant “Oh C— — A Jar of Skin!”

Warning: The high levels of adrenalin generated by Steve’s body during these exercises (probably in self-defense) contribute to less than fully proper language. Nonetheless, or perhaps precisely as a result, I laughed ’til I cried.

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