Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Thursday, February 1, 2007 12:00 pm

And you thought the elevator music you heard today was bad …

Filed under: Fun — Lex @ 12:00 pm

Grandfather Trout heard something even worse:

Dear unknown “lite jazz” musician who was playing in the background at the dentist’s this morning:I don’t care who you are. I don’t care that you gave it a vaguely funky percussion line.

You have recorded “Take Five” in 4/4 time. The penalty is death. Please report to the nearest Chamber of Release immediately.

And don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way in there. It’s a new millennium, baby, and we are not coddling criminals.

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