Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 7:16 am

Safe sex, or, There’s a reason why women say, “Take it slow … “

Top 10 Reasons Why Sex at the Speed of Light Is Not an Advisable Form of Procreation:

7. Relativistic flaming semen:
In the unlikely event that a vaporised penis can perform ejaculation, then the relativistic semen will create enormous air resistance, burst into flames almost instantaneously, and generate enormous impact forces. These forces will be sufficient to pierce a small hole straight through a woman’s lower torso, just like a speeding bullet, only incinerating the surrounding tissue as it passes through.

Y’all be careful out there.


  1. Are you familiar with the essay “Man of Steel, Women of Kleenix”, with explored some of the trials & tribulations of dating Kyptonian men?? ;-)

    Comment by Lisa Allen — Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:56 pm @ 10:56 pm

  2. No, but I’m about to be. :-)

    Comment by Lex — Thursday, February 28, 2008 11:26 am @ 11:26 am

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