Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:57 pm

Jake DeSantis, world-class whiner

Filed under: Aiee! Teh stoopid! It burns! — Lex @ 10:57 pm

Dear AIG: Jake Quits.

Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on your way out, dood. You were there, you had to know what was going on, and you did jack. And you think it’s sad that your biggest worry is where to donate more than $700,000? Please. A high-school friend of mine just died of lymphoma, leaving behind a disabled widower and their four kids, one of whom also is disabled. When your worries get to the level of theirs, then maybe we’ll let you speak up.

You have a quaint notion of “answering the call to public service” when you expect to be paid three quarters of a million dollars — after taxes, mind you– to help run a company that’s into the taxpayers for $160 billion-plus. Moreover, given your own description of your tenure at AIG, you’re lucky you haven’t achieved at least unindicted-co-conspirator status.

You have nothing — and I mean nothing — to complain about. Now shut up and go away.


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