Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Friday, October 9, 2009 6:17 am

Best Iran policy analysis ever.

Filed under: Fun — Lex @ 6:17 am
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Courtesy of our friends at Fafblog!:

Q: What should we do with Iran?
A. All options are on the table. …

Q: What about bombing their cities and burning their children and raping their livestock and feeding their people to thousands of millions of man-eating ants and piling their skulls into a heaping bonfire on the White House lawn while the President and the Cabinet and the Joint Chiefs of Staff dance naked in circles ejaculating wildly into the flesh-filled smoke? Is that on the table?
A: It would be irresponsible for this option not to be on the table, given that all other options, as we have said, are on the table.
Q: What about leaving Iran alone? Is that on the table?
A: No. That is not on the table, because it is not an option.
Q: Are you sure? It looks like an option.
A: It may look like an option, but in fact it is the East Tunisian mock option, which over the course of many years has evolved to mimic the distinctive coloring and plumage of the true American option, in order to better evade and intimidate predators.

Let’s see Juan Cole top THAT.

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