It’s National Grouch Day! Everybody bow down and worship me!
(waits)
OK! Now, you kids get off my lawn!
It’s National Grouch Day! Everybody bow down and worship me!
(waits)
OK! Now, you kids get off my lawn!
“If a foolish consistency would be the hobgoblin of little minds, methinks Lex must be their orcs, wraiths & mountain trolls.” — Jim Brown
All original material c. 2002-2019 by Lex Alexander