Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Thursday, March 18, 2010 9:53 pm

Memo to John Roberts

Filed under: Aiee! Teh stoopid! It burns! — Lex @ 9:53 pm
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To: Chief Justice John Roberts
From: Lex
Date: 03/18/2010
Re: This.

Dude. You run one of the three branches of U.S. government. You make more money than 95% of American households. If you say something publicly, 50 gazillion reporters are going to rush breathlessly to take it down and send it over Teh Intertub3z. And you’d have to be caught with a dead girl or a live boy to have even a prayer of being fired.

So either stop being such a WATB or get the hell off my payroll.

UPDATE: Hee.

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