Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Thursday, June 9, 2011 8:39 pm

When weasels martens are outlawed, only outlaws will carry weasels martens

Filed under: Fun,Weird — Lex @ 8:39 pm

Another tragic marten-related incident:

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” Police said the attacker answered, “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” then punched him in the nose and fled.

If people would just carry ferrets, we wouldn’t have this problem.

(h/t: pourmecoffee)


  1. That would have never happen in Mississippi. It would have been a sun dried, steel hard, dead opossum, a WMD for sure.

    Comment by Fred Gregory — Thursday, June 9, 2011 8:44 pm @ 8:44 pm

  2. Thanks for the bedtime chuckle.

    Comment by Roch101 — Thursday, June 9, 2011 10:28 pm @ 10:28 pm

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