Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Thursday, August 11, 2011 8:50 pm

“Sir, about the watery grave we are about to enter …”

Filed under: America. It was a really good idea — Lex @ 8:50 pm

The sinking of the Titanic, as reimagined by David:

The time: 2:10 AM, April 15, 1912
Place: Deck of the RMS Titanic, in the middle of the North Atlantic

Capt. Boehner (The icy waters lapping at his feet): Damn it man, when are you and your people going to fix this problem?

First Officer Obama: Well, sir, your people built the ship, told us it couldn’t sink, fought regulations about carrying more life boats as “burdensome government regulation” then you sailed us through iceberg-infested waters at night, at top speed, in order to facilitate the betting pool for the First Class passengers.

Capt. Boehner: That’s so typical of you, inciting class warfare and rooting for the icebergs to win. I bet you are secretly an iceberg.

First Officer Obama: With respect sir, now is not the time for that argument.

Sir Rupert Murdoch: Now is ALWAYS the time for that argument!

First Officer Obama: Why is he on the bridge?

Capt. Boehner: Important business. He’s hacking the telegraph wires so he can spy on the other passengers.

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