Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Sunday, November 23, 2014 10:38 am

“You have the right to remain silent … and wouldn’t that be a nice change.”

Grandmother Attempts Citizen Arrest of Ted Cruz for Being an Arrogant [Expletive]

WASHINGTON — Tiny 83-year-old Ida Stanley was taken into police custody early today after she attempted to handcuff and haul away Senator Ted Cruz for “crimes against sanity.”

“Rafael Edward Cruz, I hereby arrest you for being an egotistical [expletive],” Mrs. Stanley shouted in front of media cameras as she approached the Junior Senator from Texas outside one of his D.C. homes.

It’s a satire site, in case that wasn’t obvious. But don’t you wish it were real?


  1. Just smoke but it would be heartwarming to see Harry Reid do the perp walk down the Capitol steps

    Comment by Fred Gregory — Monday, November 24, 2014 1:12 pm @ 1:12 pm

  2. If in fact there’s evidence, I’d be all in favor of that. If this Swallow guy is just throwing poop against the wall in an attempt to lighten his sentence, however, not so much.

    Comment by Lex — Monday, November 24, 2014 1:25 pm @ 1:25 pm

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