Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Thursday, July 1, 2010 11:16 pm


Filed under: Fun,Victoria — Lex @ 11:16 pm
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Remember my baby girl back in the halcyon days of the late 20th century, blissfully pretending to nap in Mommy’s arms while discretely removing the jewelry from Mommy’s finger for later resale?

My baby girl has turned 12. She’s got a cell phone and a Facebook page and drama and highlights and hormones and attitude and everything.

And tomorrow night, she’s having 12 friends spend the night. Only before they spend the night, the girls are all going to see the latest cinematic installment of the Twilight tetrology tetraology oh, screw it, the third in what will be a four- five-movie series.

Hooper’s spending the night at a friend’s house, the lucky sod.

There’s one thing I’d really like to have tomorrow: a pony keg of Buckshot Amber. this:

Jacob, too, plez. kthxbai.

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