Blog on the Run: Reloaded

Wednesday, June 2, 2010 11:14 pm


Filed under: Evil — Lex @ 11:14 pm
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TO: Jane Lubchenco, director, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
DATE: 6/2/2010
RE: Your employer

Hi. Remember us? We’re the American people. You know, your boss? Your employer?

Not BP. Us. You vile, corrupt piece of whale feces.

Apparently it has escaped your attention that everybody’s watching you on this one. Redundant layers of supervision and independent investigation have been following your every move, a fact that should have been obvious to anyone with the intelligence of navel lint. So we’re going to do you the perhaps-unmerited courtesy of presuming that you are more intelligent than navel lint and simply have gone over to the dark side.

Which is fine — it’s still a semi-free country — but in exchange, I want your butt off my payroll by 9:01 Eastern tomorrow morning.

(I also want world peace, and I ain’t getting that either, but a grump can dream.)

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